Taint

Taint

Book - 2015
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This no-holds barred, sexy New York Times bestseller pushes the envelope like no other novel has as it spins the titillating, enticing tale of one man who teaches women everything they need to know to make their partners happy in the bedroom...while making their own wildest fantasies come true.

Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And, what the hell are you doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck. Ok, good. Now where were we? If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I'm done with you.

And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.

And I turn housewives into whores. Now...who's first?

Publisher: New York : William Morrow Paperbacks, [2015]
Edition: First edition
ISBN: 9780062389718
0062389718
Characteristics: 276 pages ; 20 cm

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booklady1 Oct 02, 2015

It was a good enough read...not good enough for 5 stars. I have read better.

IMolina3 Jun 03, 2015

It is short i dont wanted to end.. I 'll look for more books of this author deffetnetly..

cinseg1 May 17, 2015

This book was short but very good. Sarcastic and funny at times, the book unfolds into a solid romance. I enjoyed it very much.

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